| Db/F Edim7 Db/F | Db/F Gdim7 Ab | [Chorus] Db Your sports team is vastly inferior. Ab/Eb That simple fact is plainly obvious to see. Ebm We’re gonna kick your collective posterior. Ab Db Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively. Db7 Our stats are thoroughly impressive. Eb Ab Our coach really has the Midas touch. Db EbmDbCb Bb Our players are fast and strong and brave Ebm Ab Db And your guys? (Eh) Not so much. [Break] | Ab | Ab Ab/G Ab/Gb Ab/F Ab/Eb Ab7 | [Verse] Db Ab7/Eb In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation. Db And you’re the worst one we’ve come across. FBbm Try to assimilate that information EbAb Eb/G Ab7/Gb And it just might help you cope with your impending loss. Db Ab7/Eb Oh, and if somehow we are still failing Db GbDb/F Ebm To effectively articulate the points at hand, GbEb/GDb Cb Bb Allow us now to summarize them in a manner EbmAb Db That your feeble brains can understand. [Bridge] Gb We’re great (We’re great) Db And you suck (You suck) Db We’re great (We’re great) Gb And you suck (You suck) Bb We’re great (We’re great) Eb And you suck (You suck) Ab You see there’s us (We’re great) Db D Db And then there’s you (You suck) Gb Db We’re really, really great (Really great) Bb Eb In contrast, you really suck (Really suck) Cb Dm7/C Gb/Db Bdim7 Eb/Bb OK, full disclosure, we’re not that great, Abm7 Db Gb But, nevertheless, you suck! [Drum solo 4 bars] [Chorus 2] Db Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat. Ab/Eb That theory’s backed by empirical evidence. Ebm We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat. AbDb Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense. Db7 Gb What’s the use of even going through the motions EbAb When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow? DbEbmDb Cb Bb So why don’t you save us all some time Ebm Ab Db And give up now (You suck!)