| Db/F Edim7 Db/F | Db/F Gdim7 Ab |
[Chorus]
Db
Your sports team is vastly inferior.
Ab/Eb
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see.
Ebm
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior.
Ab Db
Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively.
Db7
Our stats are thoroughly impressive.
Eb Ab
Our coach really has the Midas touch.
Db EbmDbCb Bb
Our players are fast and strong and brave
Ebm Ab Db
And your guys? (Eh) Not so much.
[Break]
| Ab | Ab Ab/G Ab/Gb Ab/F Ab/Eb Ab7 |
[Verse]
Db Ab7/Eb
In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation.
Db
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across.
FBbm
Try to assimilate that information
EbAb Eb/G Ab7/Gb
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss.
Db Ab7/Eb
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
Db GbDb/F Ebm
To effectively articulate the points at hand,
GbEb/GDb Cb Bb
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
EbmAb Db
That your feeble brains can understand.
[Bridge]
Gb
We’re great (We’re great)
Db
And you suck (You suck)
Db
We’re great (We’re great)
Gb
And you suck (You suck)
Bb
We’re great (We’re great)
Eb
And you suck (You suck)
Ab
You see there’s us (We’re great)
Db D Db
And then there’s you (You suck)
Gb Db
We’re really, really great (Really great)
Bb Eb
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
Cb Dm7/C Gb/Db Bdim7 Eb/Bb
OK, full disclosure, we’re not that great,
Abm7 Db Gb
But, nevertheless, you suck!
[Drum solo 4 bars]
[Chorus 2]
Db
Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat.
Ab/Eb
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence.
Ebm
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat.
AbDb
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense.
Db7 Gb
What’s the use of even going through the motions
EbAb
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow?
DbEbmDb Cb Bb
So why don’t you save us all some time
Ebm Ab Db
And give up now (You suck!)
