Well I cannot take you
Anywhere, but it is no fun
Going without you, hon
Well I can use figures to prove
Anything, Tapes and such
You bought to play
Along with

You're the sort of guy one runs into in London
If you must drive at a crawl like this
You should be in the near side lane
I sometimes think the only
Thing to
Do with
My car
Is to
Push it
Over
A cliff
A cliff
Richard

Think you could get high on
Water if you believed
It was
A somewhat tasteless rum
I've come to look
After you
It's just as
Well by the
Look of things

You're the sort of guy one runs into in London
If you must drive at a crawl like this
You should be in the near side lane
I sometimes think the only
Thing to
Do with
My car
Is to
Push it
Over
A cliff
A cliff
Richard
Push it
Over
A cliff