The acoustic guitar is tuned down one full step (D G C F A D). FF7 Bb C7 Dm _xooo_ _x_oo_ ___o_o xoo___ o__ooo |||||| |||||| ||||●| ||||●| |||||| |||||| |||||| ||●||| |||●|● |●●||| ●||||● ●|●||● ●●|||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ standard tuning capo 3rd fret F / F7 - Bb - |----------------|----------------| |----------------|----------------| |--------------1-|--1-------------| |0---0---0---0-0-|--0-0---0---0---| |2---4---2---4-2-|--2-4---2---4---| |0---0---0---0-0-|--0-0---0---0---| |0---0---0---0-0-|--0-0---0---0---| |0---2---0---2-3-|--3-2---0---2---| |----------------|----------------| |x---------------|----------------| |----------------|----------------| |3---------------|----------------| C7 Dm :---0----:---2----: :---2----:---3----: Just strum these :---0----:---4----: chords regularly. :---2----:---4----: :---0----:---2----: :--------:--------: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ F F F I ran down the road, pants down to my knees F7 F7 Screaming "please come help me, that Canadian shaman gave a little too much to me!" BbBb And I'm writing a novel F F Because it's never been done before FF First house that I saw I wrote house up on the door F7F7 And told the people who lived there they had to get out "Cause my reality is realer than yours" Bb Bb And there's no time in the present F F And there's a black dog on the bed FF I went to the backyard to burn my only clothes F7F7 And the dog ran out and said "You can't turn nothing into nothingness with me no more" BbBb Well I'm no doctor FF but that monkey might be right C7 Dm And if he is F F F I'll be walking him my whole life F F I rode to Malibu on a dune buggy with Neil F7 F7 He said "You're gonna have to drown me down on the beach if you ever want to write the real" BbBb And I said "I'm sorry, F young man, what is your name again?" F F Now everywhere I go in West Hollywood F7 F7 It's filled with people pretending they don't see the actress, and the actress wishing that they could Bb Bb We could do Ayahuasca F F Baby if I wasn't holding all these drinks FF Something 'bout the way Violet whips her hair F7 F7 That makes me empty my pockets holding court on the corner burning twenties as if I was the mayor BbBb I don't need any new friends, Momma F F But I could really use something to do C7 Dm So if you're up for it sometimes F F F F I swear you wouldn't have to be my muse F F Heidegger and Sartre, drinking poppy tea F7 F7 I could've sworn last night I ed out in my van and now these guys are pouring one for me BbBb I'll never leave the canyon, FF 'cause I'm surrounded on all sides C7Dm By people writing novels FF7 and living on amusement rides