Intro: Am Em F
Am
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Em F
I forgot its Mothers Day
Am
Didn't get a gift for her
Em F
Other plans got in the way
Am
She'll be so disappointed
Em F
Damn I forgot it too
Am
This could have been avoided
Em F
What the hell are we gonna do?
AmEmF
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
AmEm F
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Am Em F
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Am Em F
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he ed away
AmEm F
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
AmEm F
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Am Em F
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
AmEm F
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
Chorus:
G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
AmF
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
G
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Am F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Am Em F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Am EmF
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Am EmF
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Am Em F
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
AmEm F
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Am Em F
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Am Em F
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Am Em F
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
AmEm F
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Am EmF
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Am Em F
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
AmF
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
G
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Am F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
G
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Am F
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
G
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
AmF
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Am Em F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Am EmF
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Am EmF
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
G
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Am EmF
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Am Em F
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Am EmF
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Am
Happy Mother's Day
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Capo 5 Version
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Capo 5
Intro: Em Bm C
Em
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Bm C
I forgot its Mothers Day
Em
Didn't get a gift for her
Bm C
Other plans got in the way
Em
She'll be so disappointed
Bm C
Damn I forgot it too
Em
This could have been avoided
Bm C
What the hell are we gonna do?
EmBmC
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
EmBm C
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Em Bm C
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Em Bm C
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he ed away
EmBm C
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
EmBm C
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Em Bm C
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
EmBm C
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
Chorus:
D
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
EmC
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
D
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Em C
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
D
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Em Bm C
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Em BmC
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Em BmC
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Em Bm C
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
EmBm C
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Em Bm C
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Em Bm C
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Em Bm C
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
EmBm C
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Em BmC
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Em Bm C
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
D
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
EmC
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
D
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Em C
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
D
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Em C
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
D
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
EmC
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
D
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Em Bm C
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Em BmC
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Em BmC
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
D
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Em BmC
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Em Bm C
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Em BmC
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Em
Happy Mother's Day
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Capo 7 Version
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Capo 7
Intro: Dm Am Bb
Dm
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Am Bb
I forgot its Mothers Day
Dm
Didn't get a gift for her
Am Bb
Other plans got in the way
Dm
She'll be so disappointed
Am Bb
Damn I forgot it too
Dm
This could have been avoided
Am Bb
What the hell are we gonna do?
DmAmBb
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
DmAm Bb
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Dm Am Bb
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Dm Am Bb
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he ed away
DmAm Bb
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
DmAm Bb
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Dm Am Bb
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
DmAm Bb
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
Chorus:
C
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
DmBb
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
C
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Dm Bb
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
C
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Dm Am Bb
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Dm AmBb
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Dm AmBb
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Dm Am Bb
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
DmAm Bb
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Dm Am Bb
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Dm Am Bb
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Dm Am Bb
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
DmAm Bb
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Dm AmBb
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Dm Am Bb
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
C
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
DmBb
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
C
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Dm Bb
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
C
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Dm Bb
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
C
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
DmBb
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
C
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Dm Am Bb
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Dm AmBb
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Dm AmBb
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
C
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Dm AmBb
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Dm Am Bb
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Dm AmBb
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Dm
Happy Mother's Day
